My dirty rug’s now looking so fly

This is my foyer. This is my foyer with a filthy rug. Any questions? The moral? Don't Do Rugs. Or wait, isn't it Don't Do Drugs? Um, ya. Never mind. I couldn't resist stepping back into the '90s for a minute there. Or was it the '80s? ("This is your brain on drugs" - remember that campaign?) Okay, I'll stop now. Moving right along... ::whistling:: So if you hadn't guessed by now, I have a really dirty rug in the foyer. What dirt? Seriously? Did you really just ask me that?! THIS DIRT. Even the poor rug was begging me to clean him. I've heard … [Read more...]